This is a satirical look at the Isle of Wight. It is a good natured poke at island life. It is a slice of the stories from The Spoof, a satirical on-line newspaper. There are various contributors.

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

Lonely Hearts

Men Seeking Women
Love is in the air
Ventnor man, early 50s, NSOH, seeks 20-something woman for dog, er, walking. Box 52.

Newport professional bachelor, 29, is it worth mentioning premature baldness? No, probably not, leave that bit out. Seeks non-judgemental woman 25-35, NS with GSOH. Box 19.

Ryde man with one leg called Dave (the other is called Alan), recently divorced, aged 62, GSOH, loves walking with Dave and Alan, seeks recently widowed woman with differently named legs. Box 2.


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