This is a satirical look at the Isle of Wight. It is a good natured poke at island life. It is a slice of the stories from The Spoof, a satirical on-line newspaper. There are various contributors.

Sunday, 14 November 2010

Annual Beauty Pageant Winner Named

The Garlic festival - always popular,
even when it's not on
Newchurch - Local beauties paraded this week in the annual Garlic Festival beauty pageant. 

The pageant has been a source of controversy at it is now being held only every other year causing some to complain that it should not be advertised as an annual event. 

Mayor Tom Shovel defends the practice as not being untruthful as the Garlic Festival continues to be an annual event.

"The Annual Garlic Festival beauty pageant is an important part of the Newchurch economy despite it now being held only every other year."


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