This is a satirical look at the Isle of Wight. It is a good natured poke at island life. It is a slice of the stories from The Spoof, a satirical on-line newspaper. There are various contributors.

Saturday, 13 November 2010

Excitement at Record Levels

Excitement levels just keep on growing
Newport - Tourism Director Terrence Knight was excited to announce results of an excitement poll today indicating that excitement here on the island is at record levels.

“I am sure I can speak for all islanders that this is the most exciting news we have had in some time now.”

While the poll indicates that excitement is at high levels no indication was given as to what was behind all the excitement which lead to an emergency meeting on Monday evening by Mr. Knight with the Tourism Bureau to discuss addressing the escalating excitement levels while the situation is still manageable.

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